Happy V.D.!

And what better way to say "I love you" than with Hello Kitty stuff! Your woman is guarenteed to love the Hello Kitty Vibrator, and for the woman with the funk, how about some Hello Kitty Douche?

Since we're on the subject of my dogs

Here's Gremlin, getting her head groomed by Smax, and thoroughly enjoying it:

Bonzai!

Well, my dog's okay now. I haven't yet taken any pics of the stones that came out of him, but I'll get around to it. He's back to normal though, so I'm happy. Unfortunately, he's got to be on pills twice a day to control the PH of his urine, but they don't cost much, so it's no big deal. Anyway, here's a couple pictures of him running at full speed which I just had to post for Jason since they give him such a good laugh when he sees 'em!



Oh, and here's an old one of him just being all cute and stuff:

Stones of gold?

So my dog has been having this recurring bladder infection. Then, starting yesterday, he couldn't pee at all... He'd try and try, but nothing would come out. So I rushed him to the vet this morning and yikes - bladder stones like a mofo! Not only is his bladder full of stones, but he's got two blocking his urethra which they were unable to flush back up into the bladder. So what's that mean? Lengthy surgery. Expensive surgery. ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY DOLLAR SURGERY! Well sheeeyit. But hey, I get to keep the stones... yippee. All I can say is, they BETTER BE MADE OF GOLD DAMNIT! I'll be sure and post a pic of the little gems that came out of my dog's weiner when he gets home from the vet's office.

In the meantime, ph34r my octopus bathtub stopper!

Since Bru asked...

Here's a photo from my little outing to the beach that might NOT churn your stomach...

Ah, the beach

Upon visiting my hometown today, I stopped off at the beach to photograph the incredible 30 foot waves at Maverick's. And I guess it goes to show what a sicko I am that a rotting seagull head sticking up out of the sand caught my interest more than the beautiful landscape around me. Ah well...

Well happy freakin new year

Not that I really celebrate it, 'cause I think it's overrated, but I'm sure most of you do, so hope it was a good one for ya!! And um, well....

I LOVE MINDLESS STUPIDITY!---> Go on, click it!



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