Stones of gold?

So my dog has been having this recurring bladder infection. Then, starting yesterday, he couldn't pee at all... He'd try and try, but nothing would come out. So I rushed him to the vet this morning and yikes - bladder stones like a mofo! Not only is his bladder full of stones, but he's got two blocking his urethra which they were unable to flush back up into the bladder. So what's that mean? Lengthy surgery. Expensive surgery. ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY DOLLAR SURGERY! Well sheeeyit. But hey, I get to keep the stones... yippee. All I can say is, they BETTER BE MADE OF GOLD DAMNIT! I'll be sure and post a pic of the little gems that came out of my dog's weiner when he gets home from the vet's office.

In the meantime, ph34r my octopus bathtub stopper!

Since Bru asked...

Here's a photo from my little outing to the beach that might NOT churn your stomach...

Ah, the beach

Upon visiting my hometown today, I stopped off at the beach to photograph the incredible 30 foot waves at Maverick's. And I guess it goes to show what a sicko I am that a rotting seagull head sticking up out of the sand caught my interest more than the beautiful landscape around me. Ah well...

Well happy freakin new year

Not that I really celebrate it, 'cause I think it's overrated, but I'm sure most of you do, so hope it was a good one for ya!! And um, well....

I LOVE MINDLESS STUPIDITY!---> Go on, click it!



WTF?

Christmas pwnd this year

Well, I can delete a few things off the list of "Stuff I Want" to the left now! A couple months back, my neighbors up and moved off to England (lucky bastards) and the night before they left, they decided to give me their brand new 32" TV. I was completely blown away by that! And for Christmas, I got my hands on a new Playstation2... And already I have 6 games for the thing! It came with two games, a second controller and a memory card. With some Christmas money, I ran out and bought Star Wars Bounty Hunter and GTA Vice City. And I am doing some game reviews for zengamer.com so they sent me the new Spyro The Dragon game and Myst 3 to review, and the spooky-looking 'Run Like Hell' should be on its way soon too.

I still don't have an Eclipse, midget porn, or Christopher Hall naked in my bed, but hey... all in due time, my friends, all in due time. (insert evil laugh here)

Hope everyone had a great Christmas!!!

Yep

I smell a lawsuit coming on.........

*sniffs deeply*

Smells good.

Evilcarrot.com is on its way back!

Yes, I know you were all sick of looking at that hideous template provided by Movable Type. So was I. Maybe some of you hate this one too. But I don't care.

Anyway, this post is just to tell you all DO NOT REPORT BROKEN LINKS even though it says to at the bottom of the menu on the left. Why not? Because they're ALL broken. Well the links in Pandora's Box are anyway... Probably half of what's in Kill Your Brain too. I haven't got the other pages and files back up yet. Nor have I got even a third of my archives back up here. And I probably won't for a little while yet as I've got a lot of real life junk in my way right now (good stuff though) and cyberspace is on the back burner for a bit.

So go outside or something.... 'cause I don't have time to entertain you right now. Hmmm.... maybe I'll hire a circus monkey to hang out here. Wonder if he'd throw poop at my site viewers...