Just testing

Yeah, hard drive failures are a bitch. Especially when it's the hard drive your site resides on! So I've been working my butt off trying to get things working again, and by jove, I think I've got it! Just gotta run a couple tests and I should be good to go. (this is one of them)

Bling Bling (yo)!

Ok, I was in Hayward, CA yesterday driving down Mission Blvd. and I happened upon probably the funniest storefront I have ever seen. Need some gold teeth, perhaps with "Bling Bling" or maybe "Dolla dolla billz yo" engraved into them? Well shop no more! At Mr. Bling's your wish can finally come true! Come on in and let them fuck up your mouth forever! Yay!

Yum.

So there has been a mystery odor eminating from my refrigerator for a while now, but all my attempts at finding the culprit failed miserably. FINALLY though, I dug into the back of the fridge, further than any man has dared go before, past the year old jar of pickle relish, the prehistoric bottle of mustard, the unmentionable condiments having expired ages ago that everyone refuses to admit having stashed away in the depths of the frigidaire, I found the vile fiend. And ohhhhh was it vile! I present you with... THANKSGIVING TURKEY! I shit you not, the bag of mold and rotting flesh you see below was once leftover turkey from Thanksgiving dinner. Careful, I think it looked at me and I was sure I saw it move!



And while on the subject of food, today I bought a butternut squash. The most phallic vegetable I've seen so far.



Hungry now?

Regarding those bladder stones

Yeah, I know, no picture of them yet. They're still sitting in a little vial of pee (I'm guessing it's pee anyway, it's yellow) on my computer desk. So I was thinking... What should I do with them? Perhaps I could incoporate them into some kind of twisted piece of jewelry. Or maybe a painting of a pebble beach, and I could glue on real pebbles! Hmmm. The possibilities are pretty much endless.

So if anyone has any suggestions of what to do with these bladder stones here, post a comment and let me know!

This can't be good

I noticed recently that while I'm on a long video game binge, I tend to drink a bit too much of my favorite soda: Mountain Dew. This revelation came as I noticed I didn't have room on my computer desk to set down a cold can that I pulled out of my fridge. Wonder why....

A new view of superheroes

If the Hello Kitty Douche and Vibrator I posted yesterday didn't scare you, THIS should:



I will never see Marvel in the same light again.

Juvenile at times? You bet I am!

Recently, I was up at my mother's house and between her place and town, there was a certain street sign that brought out the child in me everytime I passed it:



Yeah, you guessed it. Every single time I passed this sign, I found myself doing my best Beavis and Butthead voices, saying "Uh huh huh huh, butt...." But what was even better was when I drove my mother past the sign, and caught her quietly do the same exact thing! Ahhhh, those are the moments when I realize just how awesome my mom really is.

Oh, and for all the online gamers out there, I also passed by this sign: