Okay... My dog just did the weirdest thing I've ever seen. More weird than the time my mom's dog farted audibly, sniffed her butt, and started gagging in the driveway. More weird than my yorkie who used to poop in the kitchen and push the turds under the fridge to hide them before I came home. This is just..... strange.
I feed my miniature schnauzer in the bedroom and my yorkie in the kitchen since the yorkie is on a special prescription diet and they can't eat each other's type of dog food. Anyway, I went into the bedroom to let the schnauzer out after she'd eaten, and found that one of my dirty socks was in the dish on top of the food. I thought that was a bit strange, but when I reached down to pick it up, I found that the other sock was in there too! And no, not just some other random sock she found on my floor (I admit, there are a few) but she managed to pick out a matching pair! What the hell???
I'm declaring all my animals officially insane. And I have to wonder if my knack for ending up with such bizarre pets is cooincidence or if it's something to do with their upbringing.......
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